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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
 
1.    He never got married.
2.    He never held a steady job.
3.    His last request was a drink.
 
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
 
1.    His first name was Jesus.
2.    He was always in trouble with the law.
3.    His mother didn't know who his father was.
 
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
 
1.    He talked with his hands.
2.    He had wine with every meal.
3.    He worked in the building trades.
 
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
 
1.    He called everybody brother.
2.    He had no permanent address.
3.    Nobody would hire him.
 
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
 
1.    He never cut his hair.
2.    He walked around barefoot.
3.    He invented a new religion.
 
AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ARMENIAN*:
 
1.    He went into his father's business.
2.    He lived at home until the age of 33.
3.    He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.
 
Note: We have seen the same anecdote circulated in reference to other nationalities such as Greeks, etc. 

Added: Friday, June 08, 2007
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Posted by frida on Saturday, November 24, 2012

While searching for information about Armenia I hit on this site. After reading the hilarious proposals with regards to the the nationality of Jesus, I concluded that Armenians must have a great sense of humor!

Thank you for helping me start my day with lots of laughter.

Greetings from The Netherlands

Frida

 

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